Gaylord Tennis, by asdfgfa

Gaylord Tennis

by asdfgfa

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	1.	Vinctuals of Crayon 02:59
	2.	Raped by a Scientist 02:24
	3.	Most Birds are Lesbians 05:06
	4.	Adam Bell Read This 01:33
	5.	WW2 Monopoly 01:51
	6.	Tremendous Overbite 02:32
	7.	Delia Smith Infestation 03:19

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"Gaylord Tennis" is a project I worked on sometime during 2008 or 2009, I can't remember which. It's all very terrible music, but it needs to be heard. From the stomach-churning vomiting at the start of "Vinctuals of Crayon", all the way to the shoking expose of avian homosexuality in "Most Birds are Lesbians", Gaylord Tennis truly is a monumental piece of art exclusively for the most jaded connoisseur.